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The Ballad of Mrs Begg is a song sang by Jack, Victor and Winston in the series two episode Wummin.

LyricsEdit

Jack: "This is the Ballad of Mrs Begg"

Victor: "Who doubted Winston's dodgy leg"

Winston: "Now she waits on me around the clock"

Jack: "Because she got fond of"

All: "Old Bert's cock"